A A alec Oct 27, 2019 I smoked heroin a couple of times in my life, and trust me: the benzos + antidepressants combo is way worse. I just fell asleep in my food.
I smoked heroin a couple of times in my life, and trust me: the benzos + antidepressants combo is way worse. I just fell asleep in my food.
A A alec Oct 25, 2019 Apparently it was easier to dismantle the Soviet Union than it is to leave the EU. Go figure.
A A alec Oct 21, 2019 I think I might be losing my mind. It's amazing how much of the junk in my apartment belongs to Annelies, and now it's starting to disappear
I think I might be losing my mind. It's amazing how much of the junk in my apartment belongs to Annelies, and now it's starting to disappear
A A alec Oct 12, 2019 Getting pretty sick of all the Fortnite merchandise as well. Six months from now that crap will be piling up at dollar stores.
Getting pretty sick of all the Fortnite merchandise as well. Six months from now that crap will be piling up at dollar stores.
A A alec Oct 12, 2019 They are making a sequel to Suicide Squad. They are making a sequel to a movie that failed in each and every way.
They are making a sequel to Suicide Squad. They are making a sequel to a movie that failed in each and every way.
A A alec Oct 4, 2019 Just saw 'Joker' and loved every second of it. It definitely deserves all the praise it's getting and should easily win at least one Oscar.
Just saw 'Joker' and loved every second of it. It definitely deserves all the praise it's getting and should easily win at least one Oscar.
A A alec Oct 4, 2019 The Birds of Prey trailer looks exactly like Suicide Squad, which sucks. I think Harley Quinn only works as a cartoon character.
The Birds of Prey trailer looks exactly like Suicide Squad, which sucks. I think Harley Quinn only works as a cartoon character.
A A alec Sep 18, 2019 I was watching a documentary about honey badgers. They're fucking insane. I want one.
A A alec Sep 13, 2019 I finally saw Suicide Squad. Jared Leto is even worse than Cesar Romero. And why would the Enchantress start a knife fight? What?
I finally saw Suicide Squad. Jared Leto is even worse than Cesar Romero. And why would the Enchantress start a knife fight? What?
A A alec Sep 12, 2019 When you jerk off while sitting and you end up with a blob of jizz on your chin.
A A alec Aug 27, 2019 Another heatwave. Yay. Third one so far this Summer. Sitting in the couch naked, eating cereal, thinking about hot sweaty man sex.
Another heatwave. Yay. Third one so far this Summer. Sitting in the couch naked, eating cereal, thinking about hot sweaty man sex.
A A alec Aug 24, 2019 Never knew a children's book called 'The Li'l Fella That Lives In My Trunks' would have so much difficulty finding a publisher.
Never knew a children's book called 'The Li'l Fella That Lives In My Trunks' would have so much difficulty finding a publisher.
A A alec Aug 22, 2019 I was having some cup noodles with Special Chicken Flavour. As opposed to what? Normal Chicken flavour or Chicken Flavour?
I was having some cup noodles with Special Chicken Flavour. As opposed to what? Normal Chicken flavour or Chicken Flavour?
A A alec Jul 22, 2019 Worked in the garden this afternoon. Took my t-shirt off for about an hour. Sunburnt like a goddamn lobster.
Worked in the garden this afternoon. Took my t-shirt off for about an hour. Sunburnt like a goddamn lobster.
A A alec Jul 5, 2019 MAD magazine is pretty much calling it quits. I still have the (Dutch) copies I bought as a kid. Everything I care for just disappears.
MAD magazine is pretty much calling it quits. I still have the (Dutch) copies I bought as a kid. Everything I care for just disappears.
A A alec Jun 29, 2019 Went to a flea market today and found a copy of Sanitarium for €1. I didn't need it, but for that price, I couldn't just walk away either.
Went to a flea market today and found a copy of Sanitarium for €1. I didn't need it, but for that price, I couldn't just walk away either.
A A alec Nov 28, 2016 My girlfriend's anal prolapse bears an uncanny resemblance to a rose. Until you smell it. Then it's just a piece of colon with a musky odor.
My girlfriend's anal prolapse bears an uncanny resemblance to a rose. Until you smell it. Then it's just a piece of colon with a musky odor.
A A alec Nov 18, 2016 I was at the hospital today and I overheard a nurse say: "You know that cup you thought was tea? It was urine." How did she know that?
I was at the hospital today and I overheard a nurse say: "You know that cup you thought was tea? It was urine." How did she know that?
Did the HIV finally claim you? RIP.