Introduce yourself! AKA the "Say hello" thread
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quietfanatic
Ancient One
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A lot of people definitely read this thread, although they might not read it that frequently. I read it because I am curious to learn about new members of the community, more specifically, to gain a snapshot of what they might be interested in and what their background is. I would not be surprised if other forums intro threads are neglected, but you might find that NMA is very different to other forums you have visited before.
From your post, it would appear that you are a pessimist or suffering from depression ('no one', not 'few'?) and not an English native speaker (no-one is a typo), who is familiar with internet use ('...' and you're here). We have a very large proportion of cynical people here, but they ain't stoopid and like to have evidence to support arguments.
If you aren't lacking in confidence, open up a bit more. But if you are monosyllabic, mindless and aggressive, you are unwelcome here and will not last long.
I am interested to see how many views there will be in a week from now, which could support your argument. This natural curiosity could explain why I am training to be a professional scientist.
And there is also, 'Welcome newbs. +1'
EDIT: To improve this experiment, some other numbers might be useful for comparison:
-Best Threads of General Discussion 2005! 183
-Who do you think is more sexy? 49979
-Moviequotes 9086
-How do you think you will die? 1277
-Revenge- 135
A lot of people definitely read this thread, although they might not read it that frequently. I read it because I am curious to learn about new members of the community, more specifically, to gain a snapshot of what they might be interested in and what their background is. I would not be surprised if other forums intro threads are neglected, but you might find that NMA is very different to other forums you have visited before.
From your post, it would appear that you are a pessimist or suffering from depression ('no one', not 'few'?) and not an English native speaker (no-one is a typo), who is familiar with internet use ('...' and you're here). We have a very large proportion of cynical people here, but they ain't stoopid and like to have evidence to support arguments.
If you aren't lacking in confidence, open up a bit more. But if you are monosyllabic, mindless and aggressive, you are unwelcome here and will not last long.
I am interested to see how many views there will be in a week from now, which could support your argument. This natural curiosity could explain why I am training to be a professional scientist.
And there is also, 'Welcome newbs. +1'
EDIT: To improve this experiment, some other numbers might be useful for comparison:
-Best Threads of General Discussion 2005! 183
-Who do you think is more sexy? 49979
-Moviequotes 9086
-How do you think you will die? 1277
-Revenge- 135
Hello Antti, hello shokki_ and welcome to our fora. You will soon discover that No Heteros Allowed is a haven of freedom where all gay men are welcome to communicate about their petty thoughts and horny fantasies.
If you have any homosexual experiences or kinky wishes you want to share with us, please do so in The Order. You can also post your stats there and maybe even get a date with some of our regulars. If you have a veneral disease, you can ask for information on how to cure it in the General Discussion Forum. If it's incurable, we will try to comfort you and cheer you up when necessary. In the General Gaming Forum you can find hundreds of threads about how to play with yourself and with other dirty men. And while you are there, check out the thread about buttplugs and anal beads. A must read.
If you really dig someone, you can also pm him. It's the most common way of asking someone out on a date here at No Heteros Allowed. Success and hot man sex guaranteed!
Oh well, enjoy your stay and do not forget our famous motto: TEH GAY IS THE ONLY WAY!
If you have any homosexual experiences or kinky wishes you want to share with us, please do so in The Order. You can also post your stats there and maybe even get a date with some of our regulars. If you have a veneral disease, you can ask for information on how to cure it in the General Discussion Forum. If it's incurable, we will try to comfort you and cheer you up when necessary. In the General Gaming Forum you can find hundreds of threads about how to play with yourself and with other dirty men. And while you are there, check out the thread about buttplugs and anal beads. A must read.
If you really dig someone, you can also pm him. It's the most common way of asking someone out on a date here at No Heteros Allowed. Success and hot man sex guaranteed!
Oh well, enjoy your stay and do not forget our famous motto: TEH GAY IS THE ONLY WAY!
The Vault Dweller
always looking for water.
Please ignore Alec...he's real job is to keep everyone's feet clean by a constant licking action.
Hey nice to having another Finn here. To this day I have yet to meet a mean one and amazingly I meet lots of them online easily more than any other European nationality.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
Hey nice to having another Finn here. To this day I have yet to meet a mean one and amazingly I meet lots of them online easily more than any other European nationality.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
Private Dobbs
First time out of the vault
Hi all, I'm Chris, from just outside of Detroit. I've been lurking these boards every now and again for a couple of years.
Oh yeah, the name. Some of you might recognize it from SAD in FO2. That part of the game freaked me out when i first played it. You see, My last name is Dobbs.
Oh yeah, the name. Some of you might recognize it from SAD in FO2. That part of the game freaked me out when i first played it. You see, My last name is Dobbs.
I -am-will be-will be proven to be- a tard- noob- etc. I lurked a long time in the forums....
All I have to say is this. You aren't entitled to an opinion, you're entitled to an EDUCATED opinion. If you don't know anything about what you speak, shut up and listen. I have no reason to offer an opinion when two brain surgeons are discussing lobotomies(sp?
) ...they have no opinion whether I'm taking the right perks in fallout.
Peace,
A meatbot
All I have to say is this. You aren't entitled to an opinion, you're entitled to an EDUCATED opinion. If you don't know anything about what you speak, shut up and listen. I have no reason to offer an opinion when two brain surgeons are discussing lobotomies(sp?
) ...they have no opinion whether I'm taking the right perks in fallout.
Peace,
A meatbot
The Vault Dweller
always looking for water.
frissy said:
I already knew you were from Finland. You were one of the people I had in mind when I was thinking of all the Finns I meet online.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
piss_virus
First time out of the vault
Hi, I'm a 21-years-old-man, and I'm french... (no, no... not the rocks in my face!).
What about my nickname?
That's simply the title of a song. (check it with google)
What about your hobbies, and why did you subscribe to NMA?
I'll do not quote any of them, too long, too boring. At the moment i'm writing a post nuclear history, but unfortunately it's in french...
I knew NMA a couple of months before my subscription, and I never thought about posting in this forum
, because sometimes my english very sucks... and noone understands most of time.
What about my nickname?
That's simply the title of a song. (check it with google)
What about your hobbies, and why did you subscribe to NMA?
I'll do not quote any of them, too long, too boring. At the moment i'm writing a post nuclear history, but unfortunately it's in french...
I knew NMA a couple of months before my subscription, and I never thought about posting in this forum
, because sometimes my english very sucks... and noone understands most of time.
quietfanatic
Ancient One
Welcome newbs. Enjoy your stay.
Unfortunately (?) Antti is no longer with us, as he did not heed my advice about aggression and evidence in time. Be nice and support your reasonable opinions with evidence. Obviously, read the rules/forum descriptions, make use of the search function and consult Per's guides to ensure that everyone will have a great time. Check out The Vats to learn what not to do. meatbot seems to have the right idea.
To update my little experiment, here are the gains in views.
-Best Threads of General Discussion 2005! 31
-Who do you think is more sexy? 53
-Moviequotes 186
-How do you think you will die? 25
-Revenge- 41
-This welcome thread 151 (which is not bad eh)
Unfortunately (?) Antti is no longer with us, as he did not heed my advice about aggression and evidence in time. Be nice and support your reasonable opinions with evidence. Obviously, read the rules/forum descriptions, make use of the search function and consult Per's guides to ensure that everyone will have a great time. Check out The Vats to learn what not to do. meatbot seems to have the right idea.
To update my little experiment, here are the gains in views.
-Best Threads of General Discussion 2005! 31
-Who do you think is more sexy? 53
-Moviequotes 186
-How do you think you will die? 25
-Revenge- 41
-This welcome thread 151 (which is not bad eh)
The Vault Dweller
always looking for water.
I understand you Piss Virus. Dont worry about the English since I think half the people here dont speak at as their native language.
There are many with worse linguistic difficulties than you so its ok.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
There are many with worse linguistic difficulties than you so its ok.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
The_Vault_Dweller said:
No problem. We have many black vans.
the pillsbury dumbass
First time out of the vault
Hello, again.
Return of the Kurgan
Hi all,
It's nice to be back! I can't believe how much I missed reading about world issues, Transformers and encounters of the same kind until I got lured back.
My life has changed totally over the past two years. In no particular order, I now have a social life, a part-time job in a bank, enjoyable and not too time-consuming studies, two concert bands to play saxophone in, a positive and relaxed outlook on life and an actual real best friend (not a girlfriend though) of the female gender. How do I fit in here at NMA? Err...
Hope you've all been well. What have I missed?
By the way, here is what I didn't write on my résumé:
"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.
"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability."
"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap."
"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich."
"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
"Number of dependents: 40."
"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."
"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."
Hi all,
It's nice to be back! I can't believe how much I missed reading about world issues, Transformers and encounters of the same kind until I got lured back.
My life has changed totally over the past two years. In no particular order, I now have a social life, a part-time job in a bank, enjoyable and not too time-consuming studies, two concert bands to play saxophone in, a positive and relaxed outlook on life and an actual real best friend (not a girlfriend though) of the female gender. How do I fit in here at NMA? Err...
Hope you've all been well. What have I missed?
By the way, here is what I didn't write on my résumé:
"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.
"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability."
"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap."
"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich."
"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
"Number of dependents: 40."
"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."
"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."