Relationship Hilarity by none other than The Vault Dweller!

Oh my God...

So you throw constant party's, getting drunk and laid, all with your Dad's help? If you plan to tell more story's I suggest you do it in the Order where they love that sort of stuff.

Regardless that's crazy.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
No I don't throw constant parties. That was a long time ago. I used to be evil ,but now the Force has led me towards the light.
 
The Fanclub

If you remember from my story entitled "The Fangirl" I once had an unnofficial fanclub composed of girls from a forum that inexplicably clung to me for reason's that are still unclear. This included a special banner with the names of those involved which they all put in their signature's.

Well one of those girls, the one in "The Fangirl", who actually was the funniest of them all led me to create that story, however the other girls are equally interesting...I just never got as involved with them as I did with TalisX.

The preceding stories are just short clips that show the single funniest things that occurred while talking to them. Now I will note that I only knew them over the internet and while that probably shouldnt classify that as anything significant I prefer to think of people online as significant if they do something that is based in reality, like say sending me a picture or talking to me on the phone or offering to do such. In any case I hope you will find what lies ahead amusing...if you've read my stories before you will...if you havent and worry that it's a waste of your time I suggest you click the picture links. What you see will be enough to make you curious enough to read what I wrote or to wretch horribly. Either way I'm satisfied.

So I'm thinking I can take a vacation anywhere I want in the USA and mabye I should visit some of my internet friends! Maybe even strike up a romantic affair...

So I go and contact all the girls and start asking them more about themselves...

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NuclearBomb: Really I like you so much!
TVD: If you dont mind me asking...how old are you?
NuclearBomb: I'm 14. Ya I'm smart for my age.
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Ok thats too young...

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Rain: I've done work on my own car.
TVD: I'm so impressed...its rare to find someone that knowledgable and hardworking...
Rain: My Dad's an auto-mechanic though my dream (through school) is to be an archealogist.
TVD: Good for you. When do you see yourself entering college?
Rain: When I'm done with high school in three years. I'm ahead a year though so it'll be weird to be 17 and in college.
TVD: So your 14?
Rain: Yep. ^_^
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Damn a freaking genius this time...

So I got more desperate...the next girl I barely asked anything about her that I already didnt know off the forum.

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TVD: Hey could you send me a picture of yourself?
Papercut: Sure XDDDDDDDD WARNING TO READER THIS WILL SCARE YOU! COMPARABLE TO THE OZRAT PICTURE, BUT WORSE. YOU WERE WARNED.
TVD: O_O
Papercut: HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!11111
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I didnt go on vacation that year. Besides I wanted to save the money anyway.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
I'm more impressed that the undead who walk the night and crave human fleshcan go online and make succesful posts like her. It shows there's no excuse for bad netiquette when a zombie can use it.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
I tried to erect one once, but a representative of the UN came by and advised against it.
 
Jebus said:
I tried to erect one once, but a representative of the UN came by and advised against it.
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I think they advised against you erecting anything in general.

Those girls were only 14, FFS.
 
Jebus said:
Ashmo said:
Those girls were only 14, FFS.
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But I was still 12 at the time!
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Malkavian?

Ratty said:
*sigh* When will I have a fanclub?
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My advice would be to do what I did, which I remind you I didnt do on purpose.

Find a forum that involves something you like and you can relate too. Make sure the specific forum either randomly has a large number of girls or is on a branch of the forum subject that somehow relates more to women. Go there and establish credibility through kind, honest support to the other members and practicing good netiquette. Then post naked pictures of yourself with a 9 1/2 inch dong for all the girls to see.

Ok that last sentence was something I didnt do, but all the rest is true. I just found a fansite for Inuyasha and thats how I not only first learned how forums worked, (I mistook it for some sort of FAQ you need to register for.), but how I became a two year old member and ended up having girls fawning over me without me knowing it. The forum's dead now though since the site was too expensive to run.

I still have all the women on my contact list. ;)

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
The_Vault_Dweller said:
I still have all the women on my contact list. ;)
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Do you actually talk to them, or just open their windows and stare at the blank, empty space for a while without saying anything? ;)
 
The_Vault_Dweller said:
Make sure the specific forum either randomly has a large number of girls or is on a branch of the forum subject that somehow relates more to women... I just found a fansite for Inuyasha...
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Inuyasha is famous for having a fanbase consisting nearly entirely of younger teenage girls.
 
Luke said:
The_Vault_Dweller said:
I still have all the women on my contact list. ;)
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Do you actually talk to them, or just open their windows and stare at the blank, empty space for a while without saying anything? ;)
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Somehow, I get the feeling you're talking from experience... :wink:


Extremely drunken post
 
Why hasnt anyone commented on the picture? I thought that would be the winning part with people going "ZOMG THAT SCARED ME!".

I guess the pre-teen girls were scarier then?

True Kotario.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
I think you underestimate how jaded exposure to the internet can make people. If she wasn't making a face and was a few years older, she would look rather like someone I know (at least the best I can guess). After all, using the internet is basically a game of Google Seppuku.

As for InuYasha, I believe it is mainly because the series is rather mediocre. The fanbase is limited mainly to girls who think InuYasha is cute.
 
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