Walpknut
This ghoul has seen it all
The Artist was also a movie about movies, but that one had a more consistent style, had a more conducive story and didn't give me headaches with unnecesary 3D.
The Ultimate Movie Thread of Ultimate Destiny
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UniversalWolf
eaten by a grue.
A silent, black and white movie in IMAX 3D...I like it!Walpknut said:
The Artist in 3D. Heh.
UniversalWolf
eaten by a grue.
I watched Rushmore for the first time since I saw it in a theater in (I guess) '98. Hard to believe it's almost 15 years old. Hilarious. I really like Wes Anderson comedies.
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TorontoReign
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http://www.superherohype.com/news/a...-mutant-ninja-turtles-to-feature-alien-origin
Stupid fuckers. Michael Bay needs to get his ass kicked.
Stupid fuckers. Michael Bay needs to get his ass kicked.
I find it much more believable that turtles are turtles which mutated into humanoids rather than alien turtle species.
Dumbasses.
Dumbasses.
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TorontoReign
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Atomkilla said:
I understand making small changes, but this is crazy. It is really pointless IMO. Why would you make the turtles aliens? I always liked the mutagen storyline.
turtles being aliens is unrealistic, because of the requirements for organic life forms to first evolve into reptilians - and then match the genetic making of a turtle.
*bellylaugh*
*bellylaugh*
UniversalWolf
eaten by a grue.
It's Michael Bay, dude. The crapsmith who mutilates everything he touches. The King Midas of garbage. TMNT was doomed the moment he became associated with it. And it will become more popular than ever.TorontRayne said:I understand making small changes, but this is crazy. It is really pointless IMO. Why would you make the turtles aliens? I always liked the mutagen storyline.
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TorontoReign
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UniversalWolf said:It's Michael Bay, dude. The crapsmith who mutilates everything he touches. The King Midas of garbage. TMNT was doomed the moment he became associated with it. And it will become more popular than ever.TorontRayne said:I understand making small changes, but this is crazy. It is really pointless IMO. Why would you make the turtles aliens? I always liked the mutagen storyline.
I know. That is why I plan on mailing him a box filled with human shit. Michael Bay is such a douche.
"When you see this movie, kids are going to believe, one day, that these turtles actually do exist when we are done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely lovable."
You know the funny part about it is when you think about how the turtles started actually. Was there not even a PnP game which allowed characters to do necrophilia?
You know the funny part about it is when you think about how the turtles started actually. Was there not even a PnP game which allowed characters to do necrophilia?
Walpknut
This ghoul has seen it all
Bay just wants to stick space dogfghts in his movie no matter what, That or this trend of "realistic" interpretation just got to it's stupidest extreme.
Good thing I was born and grew up just after the period where TMNT were popular so this won't affect me at all.
And if they would want to appeal to my nostalgia from when I was a kid they would need to go to the obscure end of shows that didn't pick up in USA but through reruns got popular over here.
Shadow Riders movie?
Good thing I was born and grew up just after the period where TMNT were popular so this won't affect me at all.
And if they would want to appeal to my nostalgia from when I was a kid they would need to go to the obscure end of shows that didn't pick up in USA but through reruns got popular over here.
Shadow Riders movie?
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TorontoReign
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To make it even worse here is Michael Bay's response to fans outrage:
Fans need to take a breath, and chill. They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story. Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world.
Well that makes me feel better.
This is a response from one of the dudes who did the voice for Michelangelo in the movies:
Dear Michael Bay.
You probably don't know me but I did some voice work on the first set of movies that you are starting to talk about sodomizing.
Look man, I think you have some pretty nifty action ideas (of course on the other side, the minute ANYONE in your movies starts using actual dialog I seem to catch myself nodding off), but seriously, Teenage ALIEN Ninja Turtles?
I know believing in mutated talking turtles is kinda silly to begin with but am I supposed to be led to believe there are ninjas from another planet?
You know that ninjas are a certain kind of cultural charact....
Oh what the hell am I talking to you for?
The rape of our childhood memories continues.....
Fans need to take a breath, and chill. They have not read the script. Our team is working closely with one of the original creators of Ninja Turtles to help expand and give a more complex back story. Relax, we are including everything that made you become fans in the first place. We are just building a richer world.
Well that makes me feel better.
This is a response from one of the dudes who did the voice for Michelangelo in the movies:
Dear Michael Bay.
You probably don't know me but I did some voice work on the first set of movies that you are starting to talk about sodomizing.
Look man, I think you have some pretty nifty action ideas (of course on the other side, the minute ANYONE in your movies starts using actual dialog I seem to catch myself nodding off), but seriously, Teenage ALIEN Ninja Turtles?
I know believing in mutated talking turtles is kinda silly to begin with but am I supposed to be led to believe there are ninjas from another planet?
You know that ninjas are a certain kind of cultural charact....
Oh what the hell am I talking to you for?
The rape of our childhood memories continues.....
UnidentifiedFlyingTard
Vault Fossil
Michael Bay is actually this guy.
Cimmerian Nights
So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
Yeah, he was in the movie where the turtles danced and rapped with Vanilla Ice, so clearly he doesn't want to see the series' integrity violated.TorontRayne said:
TMNT is like a great monument to merchandising. The only thing good to come out of it was making Eastman rich so he could finance better projects (Heavy Metal).
El Pagano Loco
It Wandered In From the Wastes
...and then, a skeleton popped out.
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TorontoReign
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Cimmerian Nights said:
No doubt. But they weren't fucking aliens dude. That movie was still cool anyway, even with Vanilla Ice gaying it up. It was great when I was a kid, and I still watch it occasionally. The first movie was the best though. It stuck closer to the old comics instead of the cartoon. Yeah, TMNT has been whored out a lot, but this is a bit much. I won't judge too soon, but it worries me.
Have you guys gotten a hold of Pool Boy, Drowning Out The Fury yet?
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I saw it last night. I guarantee it'll be reminiscent of all the movies you loved as a kid.
There were a few luls in tempo here and there where I lost interest and found myself getting distracted, but there are some good laughs in there. Oh, the gut laughter. Shit, dude. My poor neighbours.
It's one of those movies where you'll be telling yourself you're either too stoned to watch it or not stoned enough. Good, disposable fun.
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I saw it last night. I guarantee it'll be reminiscent of all the movies you loved as a kid.
There were a few luls in tempo here and there where I lost interest and found myself getting distracted, but there are some good laughs in there. Oh, the gut laughter. Shit, dude. My poor neighbours.
It's one of those movies where you'll be telling yourself you're either too stoned to watch it or not stoned enough. Good, disposable fun.
maximaz
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
DammitBoy said:
Really? My experience was the complete opposite. I also saw it in IMAX 3D but I was bored out of my freaking mind and actually kept looking at my watch.
It has to be one of the most tedious action blockbusters I've ever seen. The dialog was entirely uninteresting, the acting was wooden (constant wide-eyed "amazing" staring and gasping and slow whispering drove me nuts) and the action scenes were pretty unremarkable. I never bought his jumping for a second and the super-strength was never put to good use at all. What really put me off were the cheap-looking sets and costumes. That king's silver hair piece made the audience chuckle and their uniforms looked like they were made out of tinfoil. Hated it.