The Ultimate Movie Thread of Ultimate Destiny

UniversalWolf said:
As I walked into The Hobbit the little voice in my head was saying, "You're a sucker for going to see this." Note to self: in the future, trust the little voice. Peter Jackson is a magician. He managed to cram everything I hate about movies into one movie. Bland music that is too loud and never seems to stop playing? Check. Shameful disregard for high-quality source material? Check. Clumsily giving away all the backstory in one chunk at the beginning? Check. Ridiculous CGI action sequences that defy all physical rules of the universe and don't serve to advance the plot in any way? Check. Slow motion shots of characters yelling because they're upset? Check. And on, and on, and on...

I'm trying to decide whether or not this is the worst movie I've ever seen. Right now I'm leaning heavily toward yes, but I'm going to wait a day or two before I make a hard decision about that. The only thing that might stop me is the riddle game scene, which came along just in time to keep me from walking out. Best part of the movie by far, although they short-changed it (presumably there wasn't enough action).

I like you!
And now I am eagering to see The Hobbit, but not eagering enough that I can't wait for it to become... more available, shall we say.

I tried to explain to my friend the other day, that not only should the whole LOTR film series be redone, from scratch - which he agreed to, but Peter Jackson should be replaced. This flabbergasted him :roll:
 
UniversalWolf said:
As I walked into The Hobbit the little voice in my head was saying, "You're a sucker for going to see this." Note to self: in the future, trust the little voice. Peter Jackson is a magician. He managed to cram everything I hate about movies into one movie. Bland music that is too loud and never seems to stop playing? Check. Shameful disregard for high-quality source material? Check. Clumsily giving away all the backstory in one chunk at the beginning? Check. Ridiculous CGI action sequences that defy all physical rules of the universe and don't serve to advance the plot in any way? Check. Slow motion shots of characters yelling because they're upset? Check. And on, and on, and on...

IMO Peter Jackson is a rubbish film maker, cheesy is the word that describes him best. Braindead was his best film - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braindead_(film), as for the LOTR trilogy, well I don't think those films have aged particularly well, considering they are multi award winning films (The Return of the King receiving eleven Oscars ). :roll:

I do like this quote from the son of Tolkien -

They eviscerated the book by making it an action movie for young people aged 15 to 25, and it seems that The Hobbit will be the same kind of film. [...] Tolkien has become a monster, devoured by his own popularity and absorbed by the absurdity of our time. The chasm between the beauty and seriousness of the work, and what it has become, has gone too far for me. Such commercialisation has reduced the aesthetic and philosophical impact of this creation to nothing. There is only one solution for me: turning my head away.

—Christopher Tolkien, Le Monde, 9 July 2012
 
.Pixote. said:
I do like this quote from the son of Tolkien -

The books weren't so great themselves, what a pretentious twat. Only good thing Tolkien ever wrote was The Hobbit, and it's a children's book.
 
Courier said:
.Pixote. said:
I do like this quote from the son of Tolkien -

The books weren't so great themselves, what a pretentious twat. Only good thing Tolkien ever wrote was The Hobbit, and it's a children's book.

Actually, it wasn't a children's book at all.

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Watched 'Babel' this weekend. A very interesting movie that delves into how we don't communicate well with each other as a species.

I give it 4.2 out of five asshelmets

Also saw, 'Harry Brown', which was another very well made thought provoking movie about what our society has devolved into and why and how it should be dealt with. Specifically it shows how badly we are dealing with the breakdown of society and what we are doing that further erodes the slippery slope.

I give it 4.75 out of five asshelmets
 
Harry Brown. I fell asleep to it but not because it wasn't interesting. I just put movies on to fall asleep to sometimes. Anyway,
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is badass. Tell me the movie ended like Taxi Driver with Mr. Caine just murderizing those thugs!
 
DammitBoy said:
Actually, it wasn't a children's book at all.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hobbit

The Hobbit, or There and Back Again, better known by its abbreviated title The Hobbit, is a fantasy novel and children's book by English author J. R. R. Tolkien.

awarded a prize from the New York Herald Tribune for best juvenile fiction

Tolkien intended The Hobbit as a "fairy-story" and wrote it in a tone suited to addressing children
 
The Hobbit wasn't a kid's book? Because that's what it felt like.


Well enough of the annual LOTR movie related shit (I tought that was over). I never Liked the LOTR books, but I respect them. While the movies I always tought were pretty bad, full of bad Pacing, shallow charaters and and too much actionification of the books. They had good effects tho.

Did someone watch Django Unchained? Is it good?
 
Joelzania said:
Who cares what his son says? He didn't write the bloody books, his father did.

This.

Plus, it's not like LOTR was morally deep or anything. Good guys need to kill the bad guy by dropping an evil artifact down a volcano, slaughtering the bad guy's minions all the way through. It's not like the battles depicted in the movies weren't present in the books, oh wait they were and took whole chapters. LOTR had a very well developped world, but that appeared in the appendixes and subsequent work, not in the books themselves. The only thing I miss was the Scourging of the Shire, but the ending dragged on more than enough already.
 
Walpknut said:
Did someone watch Django Unchained? Is it good?

Wow... I have to wait until the 17th to see it.

I must say though, I'm excited. The trailer seemed to combine some of the crazy that I like about Tarantino. Waltz is an interesting actor too!
 
Courier said:
Tolkien intended The Hobbit as a "fairy-story" and wrote it in a tone suited to addressing children

Nice cherry picking.

"Tolkien intended The Hobbit as a "fairy-story" and wrote it in a tone suited to addressing children although he said later that the book was not specifically written for children but had rather been created out of his interest in mythology and legend."

Like Beowulf or Gulliver's Travels were fairy-stories...

Most folks who might know say the Hobbit was based on Tolkien's experiences during WWI and that the LOTR trilogy was allegory referring to WWII.

Just sayin'...
 
Kinda sorta. Mordor and other corrupted places refered to the scarred battlefields of WW1. But IIRC he explicitely denied LOTR being based on WW2. Said it was too easy or somesuch.

But you're right, The Hobbit did have a rather light tone, but it wasn't a children's book. Children's books don't have creatures like Gollum or giant spider, elves who are massive jerks, or large-scale battles in which main characters die. At least to me.

As for the movie, it was great, if a bit too stitched to LOTR (the Elijah Wood cameo was completely unneccesary). I loved the part in Bilbo's house, the addition of details that make the story make more sense (such as Smaug not being able to smell hobbits) and the riddle game.
 
.Pixote. said:
I do like this quote from the son of Tolkien -

They eviscerated the book by making it an action movie for young people aged 15 to 25, and it seems that The Hobbit will be the same kind of film. [...] Tolkien has become a monster, devoured by his own popularity and absorbed by the absurdity of our time. The chasm between the beauty and seriousness of the work, and what it has become, has gone too far for me. Such commercialisation has reduced the aesthetic and philosophical impact of this creation to nothing. There is only one solution for me: turning my head away.

—Christopher Tolkien, Le Monde, 9 July 2012
he has a point.

But, sure turning the head to the side of the pay checks by said movie makers. I dont know it, but I guess his "fathers" popularity makes sure that he isnt starving either.

Joelzania said:
Who cares what his son says? He didn't write the bloody books, his father did.
exactly.

I think both the movie and the book have great qualities of their own. And lets face it, the movie could have been A LOT worse. At least its for a movie great quality. And yes I have read the books, and I love them.
 
Ilosar said:
I loved the part in Bilbo's house...

If I ever win the lottery, I'm building Bilbo's house only on a 6'3" scale - with the addition of an armory and an indoor shooting range, of course.
 
I too liked the Hobbit. Saw it in 3d. Don't know what the angry fuss is all about.

Not as good as Fellowship of the Ring however. It was good but the pacing was way off for me. It was a little too stoppy-starty for me. I'd give it an eight out of ten whereas for me personally, fellowship and the rest of the old trilogy is all tens out of tens.
 
Ilosar said:
But you're right, The Hobbit did have a rather light tone, but it wasn't a children's book. Children's books don't have creatures like Gollum or giant spider, elves who are massive jerks, or large-scale battles in which main characters die. At least to me.
Oh, I'd care to disagree with you on that... Very much so, in fact. Children's books were ALL ABOUT that sort of tragedy, up until about 20-30 years ago. When I was growing up, the old fairy tales still had enough of a presence, so I recalled that there was either the Disney Snow White where there was a handsome prince who'd come to save the day, or the original version, which had attempted murder, followed up by genuine murder, and no happy ending. And that was just one story... what about the HUNDREDS of others? I was freaked out by Rumpelstilskin as a child because of how he killed himself when he was bested; it was incredibly graphic. All of the old children's stories aren't what adults romantisize them to be about, nowadays. They were quite dark, and quite disturbing, and that's BECAUSE they were children's stories. You wanted to shut the little fuckers up, so you'd scare the shit out of them with thinly veiled tales about how brutally they'd die if they lied or stole...

But I digress. It can go either way whether The Hobbit itself (the book, that is) could be considered a children's book. I first read it when I was 15 or so, and it felt a little TOO whimsical for me, at times, but I was left very satisfied by the story in the end. The movie, though, just felt a bit... silly. Not silly in a bad way, but perhaps it's because it hasn't gotten to the really good bits near the end of the tale, but none of it got me very emotionally involved. The most emotion the movie evoked was riotous chuckling from the various gimmicks of the dwarves. They were delightful, of course, and I especially loved Gandalf's "What do you mean?" speech at the beginning. But it was all just laughs, not much else. Sure enough, there were JUST hints of the music from the book, but it was more than I recalled from the previous trilogy.

I may have to watch it again a few more times to really solidify my opinion of the film, but I THINK the (somewhat forced) tie-ins to LOTR were its worst parts. The added complexity to the world was nice, but they usually felt out of place. If the next two films stop finding excuses for epic, sweeping battles, and the actual battles are epic and sweeping, and if they elicit more emotion out of me than just "Heh, that was funny" giggles, then I think I'll undoubtedly be looking forward to them! =)

Mjolnir said:
I too liked the Hobbit. Saw it in 3d. Don't know what the angry fuss is all about.
Ahah, BUT... did you see it in 48 FPS, 36 FPS, or 24 FPS? I, too, saw it in 3D, but it was just 24 FPS. (Most theaters which fail to specify will run it at the "standard" 24, 3D or otherwise.) I personally didn't enjoy the added gimmick, but maybe it's just because ALL theater 3D glasses are made for people without corrective glasses, like me, so it was always cumbersome and perhaps didn't come off like it would for someone with 20/20 vision. But the fuss wasn't really about 3D, it was about 48 FPS. I can't say whether it was warranted or not, since I haven't seen it in the highest frame rate, yet, but everything I've heard has indicated that indeed, the fuss is all very pointless. We're all used to seeing things crappy, by comparison, so being so starkly better is different enough that people get up in arms about it. If I can catch it in a theater that won't cost me an arm and a leg to attend, in 2D, at 48 FPS, I think I can say definitively if there's any reason at all to be upset over the "change".
 
Agreed very much on the 48 fps. In fact, I have a version of the hobbit trailer that is 48 fps right here: http://www.lukeletellier.com/?p=205
Scroll down and download a low, medium or high quality version.

But as far as the 3d goes, I think I am quite lucky in that it works perfectly for me. I don't have glasses, I don't get headaches or anything and the 3d glasses don't annoy me. So while I didn't think it added anything to the movie itself, it added to the movie experience. It looked like I was looking into another world, much, much, more so than any 2d film.
 
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