Things we learned from Fallout 3

Discussion in 'Fallout 3 Discussion' started by maximaz, Mar 7, 2009.

  1. CthuluIsSpy

    CthuluIsSpy A Smooth-Skin

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    Dec 20, 2011
    605: It's completely possible for a handful of scavengers to create a working settlement made completely out of scrapmetal without any industrial tools.

    Seriously, how the hell did they ever manage to build megaton? That place should not exist.


    Never underestimate the power of duct tape :P
     
  2. FOvet

    FOvet Wandering the Wastelands

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    Aug 26, 2012
    ^ LMFAO!!!

    606: For no apparant reason, some dumbass decided it would be fun to collect all of the .44 magnums, attach a scope, and then spread them across the wastes, making them annoying as hell to use for close combat.

    607: It is possible for a human to fight H2H with a Deathclaw--and win!

    608: Crabs kill :D
     
  3. Oppen

    Oppen FIXT n°1 fan

    Dec 26, 2011
    Well, you might do that even in FO 1. Hit the eye and pray. I believe (but I'm not sure, I'm only sure it was a critical strike to the eye, but might have been with a ranged weapon) I killed my first deathclaw, the one on the cave, that way.
     
  4. Mameluk

    Mameluk It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Aug 13, 2012
    609: Despite the world being in ruins, it is still possible to trek Pacific Ocean, like Tenpenny and Desmond did (I know you use tanker to get to Enclave Oil Rig in FO2, but at least it was located a few miles from the coast)
    610: Your radioactivity proof buddies won't enter the irradiated chamber instead of you, because you must complete a fucked up parable of sacrificing yourself to the others like your retarded father. Unless you installed Broken Steel, which allows you...
    611: ...to be back to living after turning into green goo. Oh, Brotherhood and their technology. They could at least change the pic in final cutscene so there's a body lying on the ground, not a radioactive pool.
    612: Fawkes has an infinite ammo for his Gatling Laser. You guys just broke through Enclave's patrol, ten supermutants, a dozen of raiders, a family of Mirelurks and a Behemoth, you're outside the city when you're attacked by a vicious Molerat. Fuck you, Molerat, taste my Gatling Laser I've shot over 9000 times 30 minutes ago. "Now! Stand! Still!"
    613: Enclave's are pussies. Mutants are pussies. Deathclaws are pussies. Mirelurks are more dangerous threat to you as they've got awesomely hard natural armor.
     
  5. CthuluIsSpy

    CthuluIsSpy A Smooth-Skin

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    Dec 20, 2011
    614: Behemoths, a breed of supermutant the size of a building, are weaker than Reavers, a species of ghoul (man-sized) that can solo 3 sentry bots.

    This is completely realistic and fair :roll:

    Well, clearly they watched Pirates of the Caribbean and used sea turtles as rafts. :lol:
     
  6. Sduibek

    Sduibek Creator of Fallout Fixt Moderator Modder

    Oct 27, 2010
    Don't forget human hair. That's how he lashed the turtles together.
     
  7. FOvet

    FOvet Wandering the Wastelands

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    Aug 26, 2012
    615: If you shoot a deathclaw with a dart, it will suddenly shoot MILES into the sky, only to come crashing down in front of you a few hours later, perfectly healthy and ready to kill you.
     
  8. Sduibek

    Sduibek Creator of Fallout Fixt Moderator Modder

    Oct 27, 2010
    wait what?
     
  9. FOvet

    FOvet Wandering the Wastelands

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    Aug 26, 2012
    True story of a bug I had with a Deathclaw at the mountains to the north. I swear! The effing thing charged me once it landed (and saw me). And before you ask, I KNOW it was the same one because I watched it fall from the sky! Only one thought entered my mind: W T F
     
  10. Sduibek

    Sduibek Creator of Fallout Fixt Moderator Modder

    Oct 27, 2010
    Good times.

    I like when you enter a map and all the items and shit were apparently floating because you hear hundreds of clattering sounds for the second or two after the map loads.
     
  11. FOvet

    FOvet Wandering the Wastelands

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    Aug 26, 2012
    Yeah, that happens to me ALL the time. That happened to a shack I was using for a house once--reminded me of a friggin poltergeist or something!

    616: You can make someone explode simply by PUNCHING them. COOL!!!
     
  12. SnapSlav

    SnapSlav NMA's local DotA fanatic

    Jul 1, 2012
     
  13. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    618. Hobos Are pretty picky and will only ONLY drink Purified Water, even the FEV-free Aqua Pura will make them commit suicide.
     
  14. CthuluIsSpy

    CthuluIsSpy A Smooth-Skin

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    Dec 20, 2011
     
  15. Ohaimerk

    Ohaimerk Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Orderite

    Mar 30, 2009
    Reminds me: I was trying to enslave arkansas and I decide to sneak around to the back of town to sneak up on him better. On the way there's a cliff you can watch him from and on this cliff had spawned a cranky scavenger being overprotective of a robot he just killed. Whatevs, I pass him and slowly sneak up on the sniper, a 30 minute ordeal. When I arrived on the floor below him I hear a huge crash back the way I came and about 20 seconds later I see what could only be the scavenger's robot flying across the sky to the south.
    [spoiler:e856d0f1f7][/spoiler:e856d0f1f7]
    What kind of drugs was that scav on...?
     
  16. The Dutch Ghost

    The Dutch Ghost Grouchy old man of NMA Moderator

    Jan 11, 2004
    Hahahah, it was probably migrating to the south for the winter.
     
  17. CthuluIsSpy

    CthuluIsSpy A Smooth-Skin

    636
    Dec 20, 2011
    Nah...It's migrating to FNV. You know, a better game :P
     
  18. Sduibek

    Sduibek Creator of Fallout Fixt Moderator Modder

    Oct 27, 2010
    Formerk that pic is fucking classic! Good times.
     
  19. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    It's the ending of the Iron Giant.
     
  20. FOvet

    FOvet Wandering the Wastelands

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    Aug 26, 2012
    OMG, that is the funniest FO3 SS I've ever seen. Wish I coulda taken an ss of the falling Deathclaw...