KingArthur

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  • KingArthur
    Visiting Gettysburg today! My road trip to PA has been pretty cool so far
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Oh hell yeah, I been there before. Not too bad of a drive up either if I remember correctly.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    I live in CT, so it was an 8 hour drive but it was nice to just get away from civilization for a while on the way there, you know?
    KingArthur
    You can’t spread the mayonnaise if you don’t have the mayonnaise to spread. Words to live by.
    KingArthur
    I’ve always wanted to get one’ve those 10 pound gummy bears, scream “special delivery” and fling it through someone’s window
    Pwener
    Pwener
    Damn, the Legion is upgrading from spears to 10 pound gummi bears. I better call the Gun Runners and tell them to start manufacturing skittles-shooting machine guns.
    KingArthur
    Johnny, Terry and Clay deserved a more dignified death than what they got in GTA V. Fuck you Rockstar (I love you don’t leave me lol)
    KingArthur
    First a friend died, then my girlfriend of one week and I broke up, now I’ve had a falling out with my best friend. Life is just great.
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    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Condolences my dude.
    Alphons
    Alphons
    Accept my condolences. Hang in there, as bad moments always pass.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Thanks to all of you. To quote a Batman movie, “The night is darkest just before the dawn.” And your support means the world to me. Just know that I appreciate all of you. Thank you.
    KingArthur
    I wonder why no one has made a medieval knight armor mod for NV; it wouldn’t be practical but it’d be fucking cool. (And I’m not GECK-savvy)
    T
    TorontoReign
    Oblivion armors have been ported over I think.
    KingArthur
    Today I told my friend that I wanted to be a benevolent military dictator (while he was high as shit) and we had a long discussion about it
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    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Exactly. My friend's argument was that benevolent dictatorship in and of itself is impossible due to a dictatorship, by definition, crushing the rights of the people. My idea was more along the lines of a modern-day Alexander; conquering and uniting peoples under one flag, bringing peace and relative cultural autonomy.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Oh, you won't be able to pull it off though. Since you use Alexander as an example, look right there! His unity fell apart as soon as he let other grabby, short-sighted politicians their hands on his empire. As soon as you begin to delegate, you'll concede more and more power to people less and less in agreement with you, it's unavoidble - especially in the long run
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    That's something I've thought about; Alexander has to have known that his successors would tear his empire apart. So why did he leave it to "the best man"? It's a question that actually drives me crazy
    KingArthur
    Trying to find a windbreaker that looks like Niko Bellic's from GTA IV and I'm just getting pissed off and frustrated
    KingArthur
    When you realize that your bed is the only one who will ever love you like you love them
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    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Gee thanks for the vote of confidence TorontRayne lmao. A day isn't complete until I'm accused of humping my bed or some other odd activity. But in seriousness, this is the shortest relationship I've ever been in; I'm less depressed and more like "bitch why" you know? Then again, like I said we weren't a good fit *insert penis joke here*
    Prone Squanderer
    Prone Squanderer
    It's ok, there's no need to explain to us about your anime girl bed.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Getting Chinese food alone cause I’m just that cool. (Pronounced: lonely)
    Pwener
    Pwener
    So your girlfriend of one week dumped your ass huh. She probably saw your post about beheading her. Screw her then! More Chinese for you.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    She probably did lmao. I wish people didn't take everything so seriously, and realized when people were joking. But hey, gotta love the idea of more Chinese food for me. Honestly, she and I weren't gonna last very long anyways. So this might be a blessing in disguise.
    KingArthur
    Just another hot, muggy fucking night with no AC in lovely MA.
    Prone Squanderer
    Prone Squanderer
    Nothing worse than no aircon.


    Except working in a clean room with no air con, that's definitely worse.
    KingArthur
    I wonder sometimes if Henry VIII ever considered that HE was the reason he had so much difficulty producing a male heir
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    And if perhaps that insecurity is why he was so quick to keep beheading wives
    T
    TorontoReign
    I suspected that. He was a victim of a tiny pecker I bet.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Same reason I'm considering beheading my current girlfriend if we're being honest (that and our failing relationship; which is funny cause we started dating last week haha my life is a joke)
    KingArthur
    I just got off the phone with my friend who's in the military, and he said "the mail there isn't a great system"
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    so I said that sums up a lot of aspects of the US gov't ("it's not a great system"), and the call was mysteriously dropped. Now I'm paranoid that the NSA shut us down.
    T
    TorontoReign
    Calls drop overseas all the time.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Damn man you ruined it. I was gonna go on a manic anti government rant lmao
    KingArthur
    Doctor: "I'm gonna ask you a few questions-" Me: "I hang to the left." Doctor: "What?" Me: "What?"
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    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Ok yeah I wouldn't say that to a woman lol If I find the doctor attractive I talk like I'm from the fucking 17th century: "Salutations dearest Madame. Mine genitals have ceased proper performance and this disturbs me greatly. Might you inspect the region and produce reason as to why they take issue with my girlfriend?"
    Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    Have a doc once examine your prostatae and you won't be direct anymore.

    One advice from an old fart guys, eat your fucking fibers.
    Pwener
    Pwener
    I'm still far from needing prostate exams but if I do make it that far I want me women doctors. If somebody is touching me I want them to be the sex I'm attracted to damn it!
    KingArthur
    I love you all so much and this is my favorite forum that I'm a part of.
    KingArthur
    The last 20 seconds of the song “Slow Down You Graverobbing Bastard” make me deeply uncomfortable
    KingArthur
    So; I had an argument with my best friend and gave her a choice to cash out've my life or not.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    In the meantime, I'm reading up on BPD so that I can cope with my mental health issues in a, well, healthier way so that I can be a better friend to her should she decide to stay in my life. Fingers crossed guys cause if she leaves I'll be fucking devastated.
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    Cliffy McEdgeface
    Is this a situation where you both would be healthier apart, though?
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Honestly? I don’t know anymore man.
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