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  • zegh8578
    Christ, even the "this page has been translated by google"-notification is utterly mangled... (it was translated by default... so lame)
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    it is kind of ironic, the few times I do click to translate (one time was a text in italian I really wanted to read), translation to norwegian typically ends up as a complete soup of non-grammatical nonsense. Thanks for translating google! If I stuck to just read it in italian, I'd end up understanding it better!
    zegh8578
    Wth, side of my nostril kept tickling while I was eating, it was really puzzling me. Kept scratching, but it kept tickling
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Turned out a stray branch of mustache was pointing that way, for some reason, and was tickling my nose... :I
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Reminds me of when I found the biggest blood clot on my nose weeks after getting a massive cold in Poland.
    zegh8578
    Huh, I learned today that some guys think it's gay to wipe their ass after shitting
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I'm not sure I can re-find it, but there were a collection of screen shots of worried girls, asking if they were making too big a deal out of their bfs not wiping their ass, or not wiping adequately, leaving shit stains on their bed sheets and such
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    On at least a few of these, they mentioned confronting their bfs about it, and in these cases, the response tended to be that of "never going between the ass-cheeks" for any reason, which I find... amazing. No homo, but my butthole is clean enough to eat from.
    Ben Soto
    Ben Soto
    I'll take your word for that.
    zegh8578
    What exactly is it with my countrymen and killing wildlife!? Jeez... Most other western nations got some sort of "animal police" or
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    Ben Soto
    Ben Soto
    Uh... Sweden is the big furniture maker. Denmark makes LEGO, shipping, pharmaceuticals, wind turbines and beer.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I know Sweden has the whole IKEA thing, but Denmark produces these little twined chairs. If we rule out regular trade, then that - and beer - is what's left :V
    Sweden is a production juggernaut though. More furniture than Denmark could ever dream of, cars, airplanes, electronics, music, fucking bastards.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    That was part of the list, by the way, they produce fucking bastards.
    zegh8578
    well
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    And there's no "getting off", it's for illustrative purpose. Now - that said - there exists "dinosaur porn", and I was on a dinosaur forum where one member got off on that. It was an "elephant in the room", and often contributed to tensions. Obviously, it is a sub-category of "furry porn", with anthromorphized dinosaurs
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    TorontoReign
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *breathes* Hahahahahahahahhahahaha...
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    You wouldn't laugh if you saw his gallery :(
    zegh8578
    Ross Kemp always gotta be holding and fondling around with peoples guns
    lolpop109
    lolpop109
    Kinda gay ?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    well, it is kind of an intimacy barrier he seeks to cross. They are usually actively used personal weapons he wants to fondle and touch
    zegh8578
    Ughhh... accidentally saved an image as .jpeg... ruined. God how I hate that piece of shit format...
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I generally stick to PNG when it comes to all images, digital art in particular, but generally with all images. PNG saves each pixel exactly as they are. BMP does too, but BMP is ancient and huge files.
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    TorontoReign
    Thanks for the advice.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Lost transparency? That's why I always keep the editable file.
    zegh8578
    I'm glad to see fat little spider is doing fine outside my door, a fair distance from my entrance, after throwing it out from my apt
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    Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    Just be glad humans didn't evolve like spiders. Or mating would be literaly a question about fun or death.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    A lot of arthropods do that, but I guess, to them it's totally worth it. The drive is real, and those poor males hurl themselves gladly to horrible, cannibalistic death, grinning as they expire
    Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    Yeah, when it comes to the really small creatures, like insects or anthropods and such ... the males really get quite often the short end of the stick!
    Except maybe for the Kraken, which has 3 penises ... and at least one of them seems only to be for pleasure.
    zegh8578
    Prometheus is on tv, and is maybe 15 minutes in, and allready is pissing me the hell off...
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    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    You know what will make the xenomorphs creepy again? Making them the creation of a metrosexual robot he did for lols.
    Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    Do androids even have a penis that could get errect when they dream about electric sheep?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    All android robots would be fitted with fully functional genitalia, otherwise, what would be the fucking point? :'v
    zegh8578
    Creationists try to establish dinosaurs as fire-breathing, to correspond with dragons
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    Hassknecht
    Hassknecht
    Most fearsome beast that no man can hunt? *heavy breathing* A gold doubloon for he who spots the seabeast first!
    Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    Let's be honest, if Jesus was real, he would be a metal fan.
    Flipping tables and whiping people? Com on.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    What is this blasphemy!? >:O
    zegh8578
    Dreamt that I had Putin and his family over for dinner tonight... weird...
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Nono, it was even quite pleasant. It was like we were old buddies, but even then, I was quite surprised - in the dream - that I had managed to invite him over, and that he showed up.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Did he put in the effort to be nice at dinner?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Yes, he was being very forthcoming and social
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