alec

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  welsh

• Jun 4, 2020

dude- still into the feet?

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  alec

• Apr 27, 2020

Listening to The Menace, the second album by Elastica, and one thing's for sure: it's nowhere as good as their debut, which is a classic.

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  alec

• Apr 22, 2020

Just let me bang, bro, just let me bang.

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  alec

• Apr 11, 2020

The inventor of the egg boiler probably laughs his ass off every single day of his life.

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  alec

• Apr 11, 2020

@TorontoReign Hi. I would like to be a masturbator to NMA The Order forum. Can I? I would like to put some more of me into tO. Thanks!

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• TorontoReign

• Apr 6, 2020

I always liked you.

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  alec

• Mar 29, 2020

Was queueing and thinking how cool it would be to talk "professionaly" about the corona virus on the phone. "This strain mutates too fast."

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  alec

• Mar 22, 2020

There are these kids who like sucking their mother's teats a bit too much and a bit too long. Or maybe it's the mother?

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  alec

• Mar 15, 2020

So I can't listen to Gary Glitter's Rock & Roll 'coz he molested kids? That's like saying I can't hate jews 'coz Hitler did so as well.

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  alec

• Mar 13, 2020

My ex just called. She's infected. Hehehehehe. That's what you get when you suck muslim cock, bitch.

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  alec

• Mar 11, 2020

The flu kills between 290,000 to 650,000 people per year. No one gives a fuck. Then 4000 people die from a new virus and everyone goes mad.

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  alec

• Mar 6, 2020

My 6 weeks of day therapy at the asylum are over. They asked me if there was anything else they could do for me. I asked for 2 more weeks.

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  alec

• Feb 23, 2020

I wonder who's buying all those Birds of Prey Funko Pops.

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  alec

• Feb 18, 2020

I had a nap this afternoon and I dreamt that everyone wanted to suck my dick. So not just hot 18-year-olds, but also their dads and the Pope

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  alec

• Feb 13, 2020

A new hawt woman arrived at day therapy today. My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to put my penis inside all of her orifices.

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  alec

• Feb 12, 2020

Because of the meagre box office results, theatres have been asked to change the name of 'Birds of Prey' to 'Harley Quinn'.

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  alec

• Feb 12, 2020

I wonder how Juicy Smolay is doing. Probably working at Subway by now.

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  alec

• Jan 27, 2020

Group therapy at the asylum is great. Day one and I already got my dick sucked by a bipolar chick with eating disorders. Also: free Xanax!

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  alec

• Jan 24, 2020

When you order 4 LEGO minifigs and they send you 2 LEGO and 2 LEPIN minifigs. Oh, and 1 of those LEGO minifigs has a LEPIN hairdo. Fuck.

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  alec

• Jan 18, 2020

Heavy rainfall extinguishes Australian bush fires but billions of insects drown. Russell Crowe donates $1 million to relight fires.