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  • "We did not shoot down that plane!" "We didn't shoot down that plane." "Ok, we shot it down, but it's really America's fault." Modern logic.
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    alec
    How the fuck do you confuse an F-35 with a fucking Boeing 737 which is 35 metres long and which follows a predetermined route? You don't. I would like to know how Iranian those Iranians on board really were. Maybe most of them opposed the regime?
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    alec
    Still, what gets me the most is that holier-than-you-attitude of muslims paired with their predisposition to hide everything with lies and deceit. Until they no longer can. Someone should turn that country into glass.
    I was watching some crazyshit videos and wondered how many cases of breast and testicular cancer are the result of aberrant sexual behavior?
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    alec
    Come on, baby, whack my nutsack with this baseball bat. I luv it.
    Smoke from the Australian bush fires has now reached South-America and possibly Antarctica because there is such a thing as wind.
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    alec
    An engineer remarks that there can be no wind energy without wind, but a dietitian who wrote a bestseller about male clitoral stimulation is quick to dismiss this as fake news.
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    alec
    An online petition to abolish wind altogether is liked by 2076 people. 'This is an unmistakable sign,' says Angela Merkel, 'that the entire world wants this foolishness called wind to stop sooner rather than later.'
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    alec
    Elon Musk holds a press conference and says he just thought of something much better than wind. 'And I already have a name for it,' he says. 'I shall call it air current.'
    50 got killed and 213 got injured during the funeral ceremony for Soleimani. Kill one and they start dropping like flies.
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    literally lol'd when I saw that on one of those elevator things. Fuck em.
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    alec
    If Iran did in fact shoot down that Ukranian airplane, killing another 82 Iranians, I'm gonna laugh myself to death.
    When they say 'unprecedented bush/forest fires', do they mean 'we've never had that many cameras pointing at this burning shit '?
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    alec
    'Some people just want to watch the world burn.' 'Just turn on the tv then, mate.'
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Yeah, pretty much. We only know what we can perceive. I'm sure there's been bigger fires at some point. Maybe even before us.
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    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    Aurelius Of Phoenix
    It's karma for selling California all those eucalyptus trees... and for living in that hellhole.
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    Do you guys have exams or something? This place is so fucking dead.
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    alec
    Maybe I should stop ignoring Crni. He's good for like 90% of activity on these boards.
    Risewild
    Risewild
    I don't have exams. I have fires instead.
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    Why does it make me feel whole when I get rid of things?
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    alec
    It's like my flat is a raft: I need certain things to survive, but if I pack too much, I'm going down, baby.
    I just made an appointment with a city official to legally change my name to'Alec'. My parents will not find this funny at all. Total win.
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    alec
    Changing you family name costs money, so I'll do that around Summer after I rob that convenience store.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I know a guy who added "Robot" as a legal middle name, and one turk who changed his whole name to a really Norwegian sounding name, hoping to score more jobs. Didn't work, so he changed back (and as such expended all his name-changing privileges)
    The only thing bringing a smile on my face is BREXIT. Too bad I live in the wrong goddamn country.
    I was trying to self an old lamp that no one wanted. Then I had a specialist over who identified it as a Koch & Lowry Omi lamp, worth €275.
    I fell asleep on my keyboard and when I woke up it read: 'The world is so full of a number of things, we should all be as crazy as bedbugs.'
    Jada toys nano metalfigs look a lot better if you strip the piant. 'Here, kid, five nano metalfigs an a bottle of acetone. Have fun! "
    I'm done shopping secondhand online. Received two items this week, one wasn't what I ordered, the other was a damaged collectible. Great.
    RangerBoo
    RangerBoo
    I feel the same way about shopping for books on Amazon. Every time I buy books from Amazon there is a 50/50 chance that the book will be bent or torn. I never had this problem with Barnes & Noble.
    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    Bought saga book one from Amazon and the spine was just absolutely fucked.
    The 1966 Batman movie is surprisingly entertaining. They also updated the dvd cover so it fits better with the newer, darker Batman stuff.
    Richwizard
    Richwizard
    Lee Meriwether is nice. But she's not Julie Newmar.
    You know what happens when you stop taking your Lithium 800mg, your Seroquel 200XR, your Mirtazapine 30mg, your Quetiapine 25mg, ...
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I was strongly warned against any "gvt medication" by a friend, in my early 20s, and I've stuck by that ever since. I heavily self medicate, weed, weed, weed, weed, and for the most part, that has worked wonders, really. I have even managed to not fall for the booze. I've no idea what meds you're dumping, but I really hope you're right, and that you feel better by yourself (and some weed)
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    alec
    Weed is poison. I feel much better since I stopped blowing.
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    alec
    Okay, so I was probably a little wrong about this and this is going to be harder than I thought. But I'm still not giving in, though, 'cause I love those moments that I'm on top of the world.
    I think I smell worse than the dog. I think the dog thinks so as well.
    Now that Joker is the first R-rated movie to make $1 billion at the global box office, I celebrated by seeing it for the fifth time.
    Richwizard
    Richwizard
    Maybe this will bring a change in big studio film making. The studio gave this movie a low budget hoping the creative people wouldn't make it. It's making more money than most of their "event" movies!
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    alec
    What they discovered is that the really creative people out there only need a low budget to sparkle and shine.
    Even Tim Burton's Batman is a Joker movie. Batman doesn't have one memorable quote in the entire movie. Not one.
    Someone remind me: why is Will Smith (still) a movie actor?
    Cobra Commander
    Cobra Commander
    MIB 3 is awesome (but only because of Brolin)
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    TorontoReign
    Independence Day was amazing when it came out. You kids are just used to CGI.
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    alec
    But was Independence Day amazing because of Will Smith or because of the White House getting blown up? There's no character development in ID whatsoever, the characters are all very stereotypical and the dialogue is total crap (the president's speech is just laughable (esp. for foreigners). Nah, it's the crappy CGI that made and saved this movie.
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