Yeah, Real groundbreaking 10/10 shit IGN. kappa.
This is what people are excited to see? Indeed this will be a dark day indeed for gaming if this game actually gets critical appraise.
I would suggest you avoid the internet for at least a month starting a few days before the game is released, and perhaps stock up on batteries and flashlights as it is likely to get quite a bit or praise. You might be okay if you confine yourself to NMA, as it will just be business as usual around here.