The 'MrMattyPlays' Fallout 4 Review "A Near Perfect Game"

Discussion in 'Fallout 4' started by Fall Out Boy, Nov 23, 2015.

  1. Irwin John Finster

    Irwin John Finster Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 13, 2015
    I thought that behavior interactive thing was false?

    Also you gotta try harder than that. Better than Trannigan though.
     
  2. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Pure fucking genius.
     
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  3. Sergeant Politeness

    Sergeant Politeness Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

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    Jun 20, 2015
    I would even go as far as calling it philosophical. Seriously, that thing is so deep that I can't even follow the story. Maybe it's all just a big metaphor for something even greater? Maybe the meaning of line is hidden somewhere in this gem?

    We will never get to know the true intentions of the author unfortunately :(
     
  4. HerveCaen

    HerveCaen First time out of the vault

    21
    Nov 26, 2015
    i think we can all agree that at the very least he is a better writer than the people who wrote the fallout games before bethesda took over
     
  5. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    Wow they stole the memory idea from the Geth quest in Mass Effect 3 when you have to stop the fighter squadrons or whatever they're called so Legion hooks you up to a simulation. The memorie sequences that show you the past are a complete rip off too!
     
  6. RangerBoo

    RangerBoo Vault Fossil

    Jun 15, 2015
    Obvious troll is once again obvious.:whatever:
     
  7. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish ...The pain of being dead...

    Sep 11, 2010
    Because the majority is always right. Except for when they aren't. There's a reason there is a term like dumbmasses: http://sv.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dumbmasses
     
  8. Irwin John Finster

    Irwin John Finster Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 13, 2015
    I like you. You're much better at this than Trannigan.
     
  9. Trannigan

    Trannigan Banned

    66
    Nov 21, 2015
    How dare you say that low budget Hulk ripoffs and radiation are totes original! Godamned casual...
     
  10. RetroAmerica

    RetroAmerica It Wandered In From the Wastes

    196
    Feb 18, 2014
    My understanding is that this "reviewer" is the objectionable moron who spawned the atrocious website from which the likes of Dragonborne came from.
     
  11. 5545Trey

    5545Trey Underground Deviant

    625
    Jun 25, 2014
    The fact anyone would consider a buggy game upon release "near perfection" is asinine.
     
  12. Irwin John Finster

    Irwin John Finster Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 13, 2015
    It reminds me of when Super Bunnyhop gave a negative review for the game "Sir You Are Being Hunted" and someone commented:

    "Judging a game that has only just become a 'full release' this harshly.... I thought better of you George (Super Bunnyhop). A lot better.."

    Apparently we are supposed to assume games are now all released in a beta state even when it says "final release."
     
  13. randy Mc rupp

    randy Mc rupp INTERNET HATE MACHINE

    159
    May 6, 2007
    MrMatty sounds like someone whose join date on NMA would read: Nov 2015

    What a tard.
     
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  14. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    Makes me wonder if he signed up to the Codex, if he would come out unscathed or if they would tear him a new one. I wouldn't mind seeing that, I'm such a bad person.
     
  15. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Sandman oTO Staff Member Moderator Orderite

    Apr 1, 2005
    Unscathed? He would come out violated with blood coming from every orifice.
     
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  16. The Dutch Ghost

    The Dutch Ghost Grouchy old man of NMA Moderator

    Jan 11, 2004
    Sorry there is no appropriate thread for this (or it is buried somewhere deep on the forum).
    I said to myself I would stop complaining about Fallout 4 as I know that it is a broken game, but how broken still really gets to me.

    Take the building interface for example; I wanted to build a cattle corral as I was sick of seeking brahmin wander around stupidly in the settlements I build, some going into buildings while others wade through nearby rivers.
    What should be a simple structure, a sort of box became a source of annoyance because either the ground is not flaw enough (result in part of the pen floating in the air, there is some obstacle standing in the way I can't see or remove, or the angles of the fences are wrong because they are not connected to each other despite giving you the appearance that they do.
    I so much want a damn non First Person view of this like a above view or floating camera so I have a clear idea on how to construct stuff and have all the pieces fitting together.

    Second, settlers keep teleporting onto roofs of buildings when you sometimes fast travel. What the hell happened? They saw some kind of radiation mutated mouse, sending them scared onto the buildings?

    And of course there are still the damn collision problems that send stuff shooting away or make car wrecks dance the La Cucaracha.

    This along with some other serious flaws with this game make me think that this reviewer is either a simpleton, stoned or drunk when he reviewed this game, or he was fucking bought.
    No self respecting gamer would call this game exactly good, let alone near perfect.
     
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  17. SaucyLad

    SaucyLad Stuck in a Fridge

    142
    Nov 20, 2015
    Heh, I've experienced this too. Came back to Sanctuary Hills once to find Mama Murphy wandering around on the roof of a house with no way for her of having got up there..

    I built some stairs anyway for the crazy thing to get down should she ever want to..
     
  18. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    She's magical... what she can see the future, what other magic is up her sleeves?
     
  19. Chill

    Chill I like beer.

    13
    Nov 29, 2015
    The quests I've encountered in this game so far have all pretty much been "Go there, kill everything, come back". There is zero variety to the quests, and the dialogue offers zero variety as well. Playing this shit has done nothing but made me itch to play through New Vegas for the whatever number of time my next playthrough will be.
     
  20. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    They're boring and are far worse then anything in Fallout 3.