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  • zegh8578
    FF7R rule: The gayer the encounter - the tougher the fight!
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    zegh8578
    Love all these nerd-never-get-laid-boys crying about how japanese games got gender-roles down right. Yes. Cloud, the girliest man in the universe - down to a fuckin t. Not to mention that vaxed-chested pony tailed red-head dude with the obvious mascara, as well as the strange being in the gym, and the overly gay motorcycle dude, the gay turk, the gay ancient dude, the gay
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    zegh8578
    Oh and the drag-dance, with the gayest man in the entire game
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    Consistent spike in infection rate probably stemming from easter. Also, people are just bored I guess. Primary schools slated to reopen 27th
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    (and yes, children being annoying is the actual reason for opening schools again. Not worded like that, but using words like "depressed" etc. I wonder, if it weren't a virus, but say, bombing by the Luftwaffe, how bored would people be?)
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    (That was rethorical btw, people would be super-bored, and they would go and get themselves bombed, like fucking idiots)
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    alec
    My balls itch.
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    Windows updates are still just porn-virus removal tools, aren't they?
    Big No
    Big No
    I'm more annoyed the updates keep turning off my computer so I need to keep logging back into Pornhub.
    zegh8578
    Norwegian curve is already beginning to level slightly. Swedish curve is shooting up, wth are they doing!?
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    alec
    Maybe the Swedish aren't using the same logarithmic scale all other countries are using. It's child's play to level a statistic if you're using a logarithmic scale.
    MutantScalper
    MutantScalper
    They're fucking it up. Finns in Sweden are in panic, trying to leave the country but can't because borders are closed.
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    zegh8578
    Yeah, I'm refering to the discrepancy between 6200 Norwegian cases/100 deaths vs 9100 Swedish cases/800 deaths, that's nearly 10% death rate, which is curious to say the least. Afaik they only recently closed schools (if they even did yet), while we've been shut down for a while now (time is weird during lockdown). My gf got an extended paid leave until September! September!!!
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    Cue years of people finding "creepy" "predictions" of Coronavirus in various media predating the pandemic, owing to an assumption that
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    TorontoReign
    Yeah it makes mystics look like total quacks instead of just eccentric loners.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    If you squint, do a handstand and smoke a bowl, then this thing Nostradamus wrote can be interpreted as a prediction for Covid 19 and also my wife leaving me for a younger man.
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    TorontoReign
    A man coughed on another
    Many people cried

    OMG!!!!!!
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    Yall dudes know the feeling right, when you're in a freefall/low gravity situation, and your ballsack-content rises
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    zegh8578
    I'm wondering if women feel anything equivalent in these situations, like slightly less weighted boobs or something
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    TorontoReign
    A clit tingle.
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    Deleted member 53669
    This is a happy thread.
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    First hints of daw's sun peering up beyond the horizon after a long, dark winter.
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    Something sad and eery about how unaffected the actual world, the planet, the seasons and the weather, all are to what we humans consider a major crisis. We mean so little, yet to ourselves, we mean everything.
    /sip of wine.
    Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    There are dolphins in Venice now. After 60 years.
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    TorontoReign
    Yeah I think that is awesome. Venice is such a shithole normally.
    zegh8578
    Sigh, old ladies tearing family-packs of toilet-paper off the shelves in the store today.
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    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    I went grocery shopping the other day. Just happened to need some disinfectant wipes. Gone at both places I went. None were left. I know it makes more sense than toilet paper but there was at least about 10 family packs left in the aisle when I looked.
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    zegh8578
    My gf needs bacterial disinfectant for her workplace, restaurant - all gone! Saw somewhere hospitals are running out, and chronical patients are endangered by morons who think anti-bacterial will defeat viruses. They probably just think "maybe! better just double down and stay safe!"
    Alphons
    Alphons
    zegh8578
    Christ the windows search function is such utter fucking garbage. Didn't work weeks ago, worked for a while, stopped working again...
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    TorontoReign
    Christ windows is such utter fucking garbage. Fixed it.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Windows 10 or 7? Windows 10 pisses me off with that shit, randomly searching the web. NO BITCH, I WAS SEARCHING THE FILES AND SHIT ON MY PC. DON'T PUT IT ONLINE, FUCK YOU, AND QUIT FUCKING SPYING.
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    zegh8578
    my favorite is "no results found in quick-access folder", because my brain still cannot fathom that I have such a pointless folder on my computer to begin with, and it further cannot fathom why it should be the default location for win to search for files o_-
    zegh8578
    Much as I've long since outgrown "Spawn", I really admire Greg Capullos work and style. He really outdid Todd McFarlane, with ease
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    TorontoReign
    The HBO show is the the way to go. Shame it only had two seasons.
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    zegh8578
    Maybe that's a good thing. Spawn's perpetualness was one of my first lessons in "art for the sake of profit" as a teen, and the main reason I had to let the comic book go. I *loved* the count-down aspect, the build up to a confrontation, heaven vs hell, all that jazz. Then it came, went, and the comic just continued, and I felt very disillusioned.
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    it'd be cool to be on tv as one of those freaks that obsessively only eat one kind of food ever. What'd be your food, while your wife cried?
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    alec
    I absolutely love instant noodles. If they're cup noodles, you can wait til they're lukewarm and then fuck the cup. You can still eat them afterwards.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Tomatoes or peppers. If it can be a combination of things it would just be varying types of hamburgers.
    Hoplite
    Hoplite
    Carolina BBQ. God I'd let BBQ destroy my life
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    The joy of speaking a language with only 5 million speakers world wide, is that by 2020 - 20 years into the 2000s, we still don't have
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    spellchecks that accept plurals or other tenses to words, without red-lining, and insisting you "Write word only as present tense nothing else, and if must only write simple vacation letter"
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    "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband's embrace." actual Sumerian proverb
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    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    I love that you're just looking into all this Sumerian shit.
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    zegh8578
    It's cool because it's kind of limited in scope, and therefore fairly easy to research - as well as so, so fascinating!
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    TorontoReign
    This sounds more like the first recorded comedian in history. Is it possible the fart joke is the earliest joke? I think so. Brrrttttttt.....
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    People who just post a regular tutorial when someone's experiencing a bug or a glitch, needs to be fucking shot in front of their family.
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    Big No
    I once had a game where I could not unlock any achievements for it and I came back to the game years later with the problem still active. I aked what the problem could be and some dumbass asked "Have you tried turning the game off?" Yeah moron, I've left the game running for several years straight. Turned out it was the save profile that was the problem, not the game itself.
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    TorontoReign
    I'm of the opinion that we should all be shot in the streets so I like this comment.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Starting to sound like me lately, Toront.
    zegh8578
    Cops beating up firefighters never get to pull the "next time you need help, don't bother to call!"-argument, ever again
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    Hoplite
    Hoplite
    One would think they'd never be allowed to pull that argument ever anyway
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    TorontoReign
    Now the cops are going to be sorry when their house burns down. I can't wait.
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    I mean, is that even a thing in France? Seems more like a Righty USA thing that keeps trying to seep in everywhere.
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    Most people, it appears, have a pretty shit idea of what "high resolution" is supposed to mean. "500x500 high res" gtfo...
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    alec
    I watch pretty much everything online in 480p because even though I can see a difference with 720p and an even bigger difference with 1080p, it is my opinion that 480p is a really decent resolution. If you go lower, though, things sometimes start to look as if they're made out of polygons. I recently watched a boxing match in 360p and at times it looked like a video game. Really odd.
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    TorontoReign
    That's like calling the original resolution for Doom high def.
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    alec
    That's like calling your wife high def.
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