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  • zegh8578
    Christ man, someone told me that you can work your way up to become a billionaire. Why do people believe that stupid shit!?
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    The chance of being struck by lightning is 1 to 700 000.

    If lightning equalled a billion stupid dollars, then congrats, you have a world view where you consider it a fucking privilige to exist in an environment where you slave your wage away, in the slim chance a lightning will strike you, blessing you with the ONE only possible blessing the desired society has to bestow upon you
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    zegh8578
    Super duper, you live in a world where you MIGHT be the one man to invent something truly new, "from your garage", or more likely, inherited the means to conglomerate existing fortunes together. Which one is it? You inventing something brilliant yet?
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    TorontoReign
    You can however become a millionaire. Just win a game show. Duh.
    zegh8578
    Korn's "Issues" is a pretty cool album. Hadn't listened in... well two decades
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    TorontoReign
    Their first few albums are still good. Pretty emo but good.
    zegh8578
    left my ice coffee too far back in the fridge, now it's frozen. oh the irony, THE SWEET HORRIBLE IRONY
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    Oh no, something is definitely wrong with my fridge. It's not really mine per se, I'm renting, and the fridge's part of the outfit. I'm considering complaining to the landlord, but it seems like it'd be a huge stupid hastle, so I'm putting it off for later :0
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    (god I'm sick of always renting... )
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    TorontoReign
    The advantage in renting is not paying the 200 dollars for the new fridge.
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    For days I've admired a spider hanging outside my window. Perfectly posed against the nordic summer night sun. Finally, it caught an insect
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    It wasted no time, rushed down, and started wrapping the little insect up - then relocated it to higher up in the net. I didn't know spiders would relocate their catches. It might actually be consuming it allready. Well, it's been days without any catches. Patient spider. Good spider.
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    zegh8578
    Oh yeah, it's definitely eating the bug. Nom nom nom, well done spider - and right outside my window! A proper little gate-keeper. I'm pleased.
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    Fuckin... had a walk in the woods the other day - nice walk, only hickup ONE weird looking horse-fly(?) lands on my arm, and insta-bites
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    TorontoReign
    When it comes to time of day I am sure they bask at certain times so that would be when you would want to look. Otherwise they will be submerged or hiding in the weeds.
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    zegh8578
    Ever seen beavers? Not doing a pun, btw :D Here in Trondheim, real wilderness is always like 10 minutes from the outskirts, and there's a beaver-dam near a stretch of road I bicycled 2-3 times a week as a kid+teen, going to and fro my dad's place
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    zegh8578
    Morning, midday, evening, midnight, did not matter - I never saw them! To this day, I never saw them. People would tell me, "oh, they're right there, you can see them from the road."

    I haven't given up. I *will* find them.
    zegh8578
    US confirmed curve does steady upswing lately, with yesterday marked 34.7K, comparable to the peaks of March. Rapid new contenders are -
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    TorontoReign
    If you have a cold you have COVID. That is why America has top Cold War statistics right now.
    Atomic Postman
    Atomic Postman
    UK is about to get a lot lot worse. Pubs reopen on July 4th and there will be a literal bull stampede of people going to have their summer pints.
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    Deleted member 98605
    Estimates are all over the fucking place. The only good takeaway is if that the US cases are 10x reported than this shit ain't world-ending; I guess. I still don't want to gamble with it and will continue with precautions cause fuck this thing.
    zegh8578
    I always red-flag when professed non-racists throw in blue and green people for good measure.
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    zegh8578
    Coincidentally, vikings thought Africans were blue-skinned, due to hazy recollections by rare-and-far-between eyewitnesses, and to this very day, the term "blåneger" denotes a *very* dark skinned person, like petrol dark.
    eissa
    eissa
    Harald bluetoot must have bad mouth and attempt to cover it with clever name.
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    damn, overpinch just a tad, and everything tastes like one big pile of rosemary
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    TorontoReign
    Your food was filled with demons so the Rosemary got rid of them for you.
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    'twas delicious, reindeer strips with mushrooms, onion and sour cream, on top of a big puffy pillow of mashed potatoes
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    One can almost regard these kind of maneuvers as the manufacture of geopolitical bargaigning chip, which is, you know, sad... when you think of individual soldiers dying up in those god forsaken mountains, so that one or the other country can get some of that negotiation powers for the next sit-down.
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    TorontoReign
    Geopolitics in 2020 is something that needs to be put in a game. Like if this was a random special event in Civilization people would scoff at it but it is real.
    TheGM
    TheGM
    Eh, their Kung-Flu skills have the higher body count.
    zegh8578
    I love how when I sarcastically probe Q-Anon types for a reaction, they never detect my snark at first. Such reason, eh, such logic.
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    Lol, can you hear their hearts shattering? :v
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    I think Autism is too cliche an explanation and kind of an unfair one. Lotta people are cringelords who can't detect sarcasm without them having any dyagnosis at all. Specially common with teenagers who take themselves waaaaaay too seriously.
    TheGM
    TheGM
    I keep seeing that word QAnon during my adventures on the internet, but I obviate investigating further.
    zegh8578
    I want an expensive suit. Like a really really expensive suit. Like obnoxiously expensive. I googled, and woo, "Armani" is like, for plebs
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    I have a decent view from here, and at night I can sometimes see little blue lights blinking into the city glitter. It's very pretty
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    The football stadium hotel here has shaped a heart with their lit-vs-darkened windows every night since the pandemic begun. That too is kinda cute.
    zegh8578
    Bought me some mead again today. Local low-batch producer from up north (the store-guy could not recommend the "big brand" from Denmark)
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    Last time I tried another low batch brand from southern Norway, and it was nice enough. Unusual experience. I'm gonna let this one fully cool before tasting.
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    FF7R rule: The gayer the encounter - the tougher the fight!
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    Love all these nerd-never-get-laid-boys crying about how japanese games got gender-roles down right. Yes. Cloud, the girliest man in the universe - down to a fuckin t. Not to mention that vaxed-chested pony tailed red-head dude with the obvious mascara, as well as the strange being in the gym, and the overly gay motorcycle dude, the gay turk, the gay ancient dude, the gay
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    Oh and the drag-dance, with the gayest man in the entire game
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    Consistent spike in infection rate probably stemming from easter. Also, people are just bored I guess. Primary schools slated to reopen 27th
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    (and yes, children being annoying is the actual reason for opening schools again. Not worded like that, but using words like "depressed" etc. I wonder, if it weren't a virus, but say, bombing by the Luftwaffe, how bored would people be?)
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    (That was rethorical btw, people would be super-bored, and they would go and get themselves bombed, like fucking idiots)
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    alec
    My balls itch.
    zegh8578
    Windows updates are still just porn-virus removal tools, aren't they?
    Big No
    Big No
    I'm more annoyed the updates keep turning off my computer so I need to keep logging back into Pornhub.
    zegh8578
    Norwegian curve is already beginning to level slightly. Swedish curve is shooting up, wth are they doing!?
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    alec
    Maybe the Swedish aren't using the same logarithmic scale all other countries are using. It's child's play to level a statistic if you're using a logarithmic scale.
    MutantScalper
    MutantScalper
    They're fucking it up. Finns in Sweden are in panic, trying to leave the country but can't because borders are closed.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Yeah, I'm refering to the discrepancy between 6200 Norwegian cases/100 deaths vs 9100 Swedish cases/800 deaths, that's nearly 10% death rate, which is curious to say the least. Afaik they only recently closed schools (if they even did yet), while we've been shut down for a while now (time is weird during lockdown). My gf got an extended paid leave until September! September!!!
    zegh8578
    Cue years of people finding "creepy" "predictions" of Coronavirus in various media predating the pandemic, owing to an assumption that
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    TorontoReign
    Yeah it makes mystics look like total quacks instead of just eccentric loners.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    If you squint, do a handstand and smoke a bowl, then this thing Nostradamus wrote can be interpreted as a prediction for Covid 19 and also my wife leaving me for a younger man.
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    TorontoReign
    A man coughed on another
    Many people cried

    OMG!!!!!!
    zegh8578
    Yall dudes know the feeling right, when you're in a freefall/low gravity situation, and your ballsack-content rises
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    zegh8578
    I'm wondering if women feel anything equivalent in these situations, like slightly less weighted boobs or something
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    TorontoReign
    A clit tingle.
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    Deleted member 53669
    This is a happy thread.
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