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    Sometimes I dream that I'll make some asinine tweet or shout, and that due to cosmic unpredictability, it'll start a domino effect that will
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    culminate in the total destruction of humankind, down to the very last breathing human.
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    TorontoReign
    This reality is just one of many. Our virus will continue to spread from one solar system to the next...for all eternity.
    zegh8578
    I still can't get over Ben Shapiro thinks real-estate developers would be buying up submerged land in case of catastrophic flooding
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    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    That sounds like a Scooby Doo plot for the gritty reboot. Just also make the real state developers pay a mob to pretend to be Zombies of the people who died in the flood.
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    Macedonia officially becomes North-Macedonia. One long lasting geopolitical dispute solved, 1367 to go!
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    I got a soft spot for those clip-ti-clop sounds made by really hard formal shoes. I always wanted a pair, but... I can't just walka round
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    That's my dream
    yfk12
    yfk12
    Or wear a suit so that people assume you're important. Then you're allowed to do it.
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    zegh8578
    Hmmm, yes, I allready imagined the suit there, but you're right, the suit does offset the potential ridiculousness of walking around with loud shoes. I still enjoy that tandem-clap of more than one loud pair of shoes though
    zegh8578
    Despite the cheese, John Woo's "Bullet in the head" remains one of my favorite movies
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    God, I have the dumbest toilet...
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    TorontoReign
    TIRED OF DINGLEBERRIES? GET YOUR PATENTED HANDHELD ASS WASHER NOW AND GET A MONTH SUPPLY OF WET WIPES FREE!
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    zegh8578
    Who here was it that shaved his ass for hygienic reasons? I must admit, the thought has crossed my mind more than once, but, you know... I'd feel silly
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    TorontoReign
    I did. Not on the regular.
    zegh8578
    So far every single last one of NMSs main quests have been bugged to fucking hell! Every, last, one :D Two are bugged broken!
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    Ayelander
    Ayelander
    ayy lmao go grab some rocks
    ayy lmao go steal shit from a factory
    ayy lmao go deliver these drugs
    ayy lmao scan a tree
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    NMS? No Man's Sky? It has a main quest?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    It has three or four, they're kind of confusing, theyll overlap sometimes (causing countless bugs) and thell disappear and reappear in your quest log. They're a big, impossible stupid mess. But yes.
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    I made scallops today, like a fat cat snob. American import even, idunno if we can get scallop naturally in north Atlantic
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    These were frozen from the store, cooked from a partial recipe (I didn't have some of the items), so - Gordon Ramsay would have yelled at me. They are more aromatic than I expected though, but I expected just a bunch of hyped up ocean-taste
    yfk12
    yfk12
    @Black Rose Scallops are great. Definitely try them if you get the chance.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Scallops are awesome, especially with steak.
    zegh8578
    People actually call their facebook profiles "Metres to Feet", fucking with my google searches, goddamnit how profoundly i hate people...
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    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    It even gives you an in app calculator.
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    zegh8578
    I've noticed that sometimes, I guess I just gotta pay attention to the exact wording that gives me the calculator!
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    I always type "cop to [insert currency]" because it gives me a currency calculator for the Colombian peso
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    Seriously, cut off water to do roadwork, I'd prefer if they spent a week cutting off water for 1 hour at the time - rather than all damn day
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    - we are hard-wired to simply reject any notion of REAL danger or REAL risk. Nothing ever happens to us. My mom had her water shut off *for a week* and while she gave up, not knowing what to do, my brother had to phone and argue with the local administration to have her offered a hotel room, because *no human can go a week without water* Norwegian or no Norwegian
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    But we have this deeply ingrained sense, that nothing's ever gonna happen, so nobody needs warnings, nobody needs to avoid bullets, and nobody needs warnings should their water be shut off for a day or a whole week.

    In a country like Slovakia - or Portugal, correct me if I'm wrong, but - when the bullets fly, do you people walk right into the cross-fire like nothing is happening?
    valcik
    valcik
    Nope, I think it takes some time for anybody to gain trust of the locals, folks are pretty cautious here. Could be due to decades of military occupation with sock puppet oppressive government, young generation seems to be more open.
    zegh8578
    Have I missed a joke? Why are nearly 27 000 people hashtagging about "Chirstmas"? It's even further down the list of hash suggestions
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    R.Graves
    R.Graves
    27,000 people were typing too fast is all. i do that shit all the time. i leave entire words out of sentences. and tbh I'm surprised no one's called me out on it yet.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    #2kool4basicliteracy
    #3fast5me
    #slowthefuckdown
    #areyouhappyyet
    #onemorecauseimbored
    Ayelander
    Ayelander
    Jsesu Chirst
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    From the moment I sat my butt down it begun to snow outside, first proper snowfall of the year. By now the lawn is properly covered
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    The current peak of winter here is indeed very cold, and we can get snow sometimes more than half a metre deep, right here in the city. Business as usual - but! The peak lasts shorter, and is pushed to later. Sometimes we get entire Decembers of rain and persisting green lawns.
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    Then, as soon as snow settles in late December or even January, people (including my own family here) goes "see? snow! so much for climate-drama!"
    It's bothersome because it's such a defensive stance, when nobody really demands anything of them. Nobody says "YOU! Fix climate!", it's just something that's happening around us...
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Wow, we got a little bit of snow today. Surprised. We used to get snow around November/December/Janurary but it's been pushed back to late Dec into even March or rarely April now... It's upsetting to see this.
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