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  • zegh8578
    Back from Spain! Phew! As expected, I'm once again locked out of fucking everything, and now begins the recovery of all my accounts :)
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    TorontoReign
    Better safe than sorry. Friend lost 700 recently. I lost that much before too. Calling beforehand will help that.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Nono I'm talking about online accounts, everything I log on to - except NMA, NMAs like... analog
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    TorontoReign
    Ahhh. Yes, that is annoying.
    zegh8578
    Oh hey, looks like Brazil just went ahead and mercy killed the Amazon with fire
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    That's what happens when you only shit every other day.
    zegh8578
    Get Twitter on your phone while you´re in Spain, she says - don´t remember password, so, locked out - I go to my mail to unlock
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    So now I have to do the whole goddamn dance, "Make sure your password is at least 80 characters long, with big and small characters, rhymes, references to the 70s - "
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    And for both my emails, for that matter. When I get home, it´s gonna start again, "ANOMALY DETECTED! GEOGRAPHIC DISCREPANCY! ALERT ALERT! LOCK DOWN IN PROGRESS!"
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Happened to me on my trip to Japan, good thing I only had access to wifi on the last 2 days so I fixed it in Colombia.
    zegh8578
    Binging "Bondi Resque", man... even if I had muscles and knew how to swim better than a drowning crow - I couldn't do that shit...
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I don't get it! Some people have to be resqued immediately after being resqued, they just WADE right back in - RIGHT BACK!!! And nothing deters them - red flags, signs, fucking skull and bones, NOTHING, just "You will DIE" "okay :0"
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Also, tourists - around the world - are the fucking worst. If you're ever a tourist, fuck you, because you're probably a fucking nightmare to everyone.
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    alec
    I had to google 'Bondi Rescue' to realize that you are wasting your life.
    zegh8578
    As much as I bitch about Google translate, its biggest sin is probably to leave a word untranslated if it cannot find a translation -
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    - without indicating that that be the case, leaving an impression that it *has* translated a word, and that it simply happens to be the same in the other language.
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    alec
    It's just a really funny app. Er hangt een klonter schijterij aan mijn gekoeketiende lul --> There's a lump of shit on my cuckoo-fucked dick. 'Gekoeketiend' means 'covered in red spots'. :)
    zegh8578
    Ugh, it's so hot here, but if I open doors or windows, all the bugs are gonna be all "CAVE :o better explore!"
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    alec
    You do realize that to keep it cold inside, you have to keep everything shut during the day, right? You only open windows and doors when Ra, to whom we bow in gratitude, is sailing on the Mesektet and travels to the land of darkness. The bugs are most likely the lost souls of atheists and child molesters.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Makes sense
    Crni Vuk
    Crni Vuk
    Alec just gave away the plot of the movie Gods of Egypt.
    zegh8578
    How the hell do I research murder methods and technicalities - for fiction - without ending up on some list? The search results are all
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    "Google, help, I have accidentally fallen on a knife" and stuff, it's all accidents and pathologies, forcing me to add "no, you idiots: MURDER actually" to my search
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    HA! Found a loophole! "Self defense"!!! Anything goes, got the results I wanted immediately! :D
    valcik
    valcik
    Stick with precise technical terms - "murder modus operandi analysis" queue returns a lot of hits with detailed scholarly papers.
    zegh8578
    I just bought approx 50 dollars worth of Italian gellato. Was that wrong of me?
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    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    As an Italian, no. If anything it was the best decision you could’ve made.

    Just watch out for the Vegan Police.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Made in Italy too. This particular grocery store is a minefield, it's just full of fancy import stuff, and will just murder your wallet. Once in a while I'll go there, and just have some tastes of the big life
    MutantScalper
    MutantScalper
    I remember hearing stuff like beer, chocolate, cigarettes, etc. is really expensive in Norway. Fish is fairly cheap.
    zegh8578
    Just learned of Inuit folk-tales relating to hostile interaction with Norse explorers
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    TorontoReign
    Ahh right it involved the Germans and their Thule obsession. I'll find it.
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Dang, are these public domain type archives? I thought Wikisource was a treasure-trove! I've yet to actually read most of the Sagas, there's so much to catch up on
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    TorontoReign
    Not exactly. They have a Discord group apparently though. Keep in mind they will be mainly occultists but they will be well read.
    zegh8578
    TV pet peeve: Unsolved mysteries - where the conclusion of the program remains "we might never know" - thanks, I could have guessed that >:I
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Exactly my point! And indeed, if the point of the docu is to expose failings in a procedure or something, sure - but then don't bait viewers with the murder-mystery itself.
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    TorontoReign
    Because documentaries are now entertainment instead of education.
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Ancient Aliens.
    zegh8578
    I am always amazed at some people's attitude towards "the logical". I just saw someone arguing that it seemed strange that America was named
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    TorontoReign
    Amerigo got his name from somewhere. Amirite?
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
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    Yes, because Americo is from Americus which is from Emmerich or something like that in German which means Brave /Strong/Whole Ruler or Brave Home. Which is a kickass name.

    It's not 'logical' to assume the first name bias, though that's just...biased.
    zegh8578
    Although I appreciate the sentiment, I'm not at all a fan of certain Youtube uploads having their title and description translated
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Norwegian is one of the smaller spoken languages in the world, about 5-6 mill. speakers, however it is 20th largest Wiki, and yet it is only one tenth of the size of English, in terms of number of articles, and yet smaller in terms of actual article content (most are stubs)
    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    I appreciate all the sentiment, inclusion, translation, and ESPECIALLY if it is written coherently and intelligibly (which is like, a super-plus, to be able to understand your own damn language), but wow... for now it's like, mostly frustration-ville of growing-pain nonsense
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Yeah, it's weird. At first O thought "Wait, someone dubbed a Lindsay Ellis video or something?" Then realized it was just the title getting auto translated.
    zegh8578
    Whenever I see photos of poutine, I always think "jeez, that was the best picture they could find!?"
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    alec
    Poutine always looks like someone went to McDonald's, came home and barfed into a bowl.
    zegh8578
    Havin a glass of mead. It's okay. Not a "whoa, new favorite!" or anything, but I can see people drinking it.
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    TorontoReign
    Lucky bastard.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    Mead's pretty good. There are some breweries I've been to that make some really good meads and wines.
    zegh8578
    Why on earth does spiderman shoot web out his wrist, btw? I mean, his mutation is directly related to spiders, not a convenient deliberate
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    zegh8578
    I've been visualizing a pants-on-his-ankles superherodude swinging from his own ass-silk, he'd clench, loosen from the thread, do his usual summersaults, for then to aim his rectum, shoot another string of ass-silk, and keep swinging, "wooo-ho-hooo!"
    Walpknut
    Walpknut
    In the Venture bros. There is a character that is a anatomically correct Spiderman. He has a butthole on his spine that he cleans with a q-tip.
    SquidWard
    SquidWard
    I love Venture Bros. I haven't seen it in forever since I don't have TV anymore though. Should look into buying the seasons.
    zegh8578
    I just cut a tiny lil piece of thumb off a me
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    zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Oh, and it was accidental. I got this tiny knife, for small slicing, IKEA, sharp as a motherfucker, it terrifies me. I got ANOTHER knife that is near identical, but really dull. I was cutting tomato, confident and happy I had the dull knife, but amazed at how well it suddenly cut. Guess the rest.
    KingArthur
    KingArthur
    Knives are fun. Welcome to the Almost-Amputation-Association! I almost had to self amputate a frostbitten finger a couple months back. We all have fun stories here :)
    I eat supermutants
    I eat supermutants
    Being a cook I've taken off several bits of myself. My poor wife's first memory of me cooking was me taking off the tip of my right middle finger. Scar is still there. It happens. Still don't have any baker's lines myself though. ( Rim of a hot sheet pan burn) Cuts and burns. As far as knives go keep them sharp. Cutting a tomato or yourself is better sharp than dull.
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